Woody Allen quokes, jokes, thoughts

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Woody Allen



Steve Jobs success advice

My girlfriend always laughs during sex

no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs





Success Secrets:

The Wheel of Personal Success

Humorous Quotations


Vadim Kotelnikov quotes

Act slowly to fail surely.

Vadim Kotelnikov



See also

Smart Success

A humorous business plan composed of humorous success quotes